I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

Is there a recipe for making beauty? The schools give recipes, but they do not beget works that make people exclaim: " How beautiful that is!

I was a talking lover, which most women hate.

I need good friends who can say, 'I love you to death, but you look terrible in that, and you need to change right now.'

One person I've always wanted to work with who would be an amazing guest star would be James Earl Jones.

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom.

All good men are international. Nearly all bad men are cosmopolitan. If we are to be international we must be national.

This is your heart.Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.

Christianity must be regarded not as a final revelation but as a phase of revelation.

Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty.