I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife.

The securest place is a prison cell, but there is no liberty

I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.

It surprised me that I was already using the past tense. People I knew. As if I didn't know them anymore.

Trust, but verify.

It's a neat experience to go from the blank page to an actor elevating it to the audience understanding it - the full life of that is why I became a writer.

My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I don't persuade to suicide.

The people who voted for President Obama are just beginning to wake up to exactly what they brought in. The 'change' they envisioned is not the 'change' they have gotten.