I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

In the current era, to take adjustments in worldly interactions is knowledge (Gnan). One is to adjust to ‘disadjustments'.

Your opinion of me is nothing more than a made up illusion of what you want me to be in order to justify your own insecurities.

Things, events and people align and position themselves accordingly when a strong enough thought stirs them.

Sometimes or most of the times, we need to remind ourselves that we're not a KID anymore.

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.

On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential to life, and on the outside of the door is a summary of the life events of the household.

Television is actually closer to reality than anything in books. The madness of TV is the madness of human life.

Sacrifice to the Graces.

Our business is to stand strongly for principles, but never to attack persons, about whose lives we can know but little.

Why aren't the Nets playing in Newark?