I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm pretty sure it's hard enough to bust heads.

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

The truth is not good or bad, it is just the truth.

Surround yourself with positive and productive people.

In the fluid world of 1919, it was possible to dream of great change, or have nightmares about the collapse of order.

When you´re tired after a long day, there´s nothing like a getaway...You sit down with your book and everything changes.

To remain healthy a man must have some goal, some purpose in life that he can respect and be proud to work for.

I have completed a monument more lasting than brass.

I just wanna do my music.

There are some people in this world who would never plant a seed because it doesn't produce fruit the first season.

For an America of wisdom that honors the family, knowing that if the family goes, so goes our civilization.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.