I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Science of happiness lies in our understanding. The secrets of happiness lie in our capacity to expand our heart.

Make no attachment, so you can flow freely.

A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.

Rather than continuing to seek the truth, simply let go of your views.

Winners don't eat wieners.

Before Grease 2, I was called the next Richard Gere, then after Grease 2, nobody would touch me.

Pop music was supposed to be a flash in the pan, but here we are 50 years later and it means something to us, and it always will do. It's incredibly important.

I've done a lot of geeky things in my life, but I think the geekiest of all was my first effort to build props and cosplay, when I was about twelve years-old.