I'm sure that had I not been a coach, I would have been some form of a teacher.

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

Well, when you're playing good football, it's good football and if you don't have good football, then you're not really playing good football.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

I would have all my offensive linemen wrestle if I could.

at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win.

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.

The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage.

Faith is not knowledge of an object but communion with it.

No light can cover the darkness of a liar's heart

Be of good cheer, for you will never want, for the bullet was meant for me, though it hit you.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Non-ambiguity is the shaping force of reality.

Dedicated to my brother Richard with all my heart.

There are sometimes problems for which there is no immediate solution, and there are sometimes problems for which there is no solution.

I've done so many superhero comics, and I've actually just been really excited about sci-fi, and Chrononauts and Starlight were both sci-fi, which I had a great time doing.

Wha-what?" Her eyes fluttered open. "Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep.