I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.

I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if you need a psychological punching bag. I'll even give you a discount.

When you’re confident in what you have to say, you don’t need to add effect.

She is the one relentless, constant thought in my head and tug in my damn chest. The only she that has ever existed in my life.

I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

But I'm not trying to convince anybody how to vote or how to live. Nobody's ever successfully accused me of being realistic.

Unless you frame yourself, others will frame you — the media, your enemies, your competitors, your well-meaning friends.

Let God Himself be the main attraction at church again.

There is no place more delightful than home.

If you're making a movie about the effects of time, you kind of have to engage time as the main character.

I believe in anything that works.