I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

Every challenge you encounter in life is a fork in the road. You have the choice to choose which way to go - backward, forward, breakdown or breakthrough.

Every great achiever nurtures a positive mindset.

Remember always that you have not only the right to be an individual you have an obligation to be one.

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree if you agree with him he's a statesman.

We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.

I don't judge a regime by the damning criticism of the opposition, but by the ingenuous praise of the partisan.

When I'm with a man, my work takes second place - all I really want to do is get through the day so I can rush home to be with him. That's because my man is the most important part of my life.

I am a compromiser and maneuverer. I try to get something. That's the way our system works.

The old Devil gets mad when you're trying to do good. Pray that God will move the stumbling blocks.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.