I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I studied in a medical college and qualified myself as a medical graduate.

People used to expect literary novels to deepen the experience of living; now they are happy with any sustained display of writerly cleverness.

I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!

I don't think it's the job of theatre at the moment to provide political propaganda; that would be simplistic. We have to explore our situation further before we will understand it.

Humility is courage, the open acceptance of your own perfection.

I always thought the Yankees had something to do with it.

All things living are in search of a better world .

There will be no floating waway. There will be no other reality tonight.

I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.

The biggest thing politically within fashion is that the clothing should be displayed on different body shapes.