I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Scepticism is never certain of itself, being less a firm intellectual position than a pose to justify bad behavior.

We Create God, Mankind's Nature.

In the business world, we can point to instances when a lack of integrity has bankrupted entire companies - in sectors as different as finance, telecommunications, manufacturing, and energy.

Your life and everything about your world should be represented on your social media accounts, and everybody feels that way from family to friends to boyfriends and girlfriends.

You look at these kids...thousands and thousands of kids...and you stop and think, how can you not care?

There's no better way to become a disintegrated character than to be your own authority.

The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them to be so, not because we have seen them for what they are.

Juliet had it easy; she never had to kill Romeo.

We were not taught financial literacy in school. It takes a lot of work and time to change your thinking and to become financially literate.

We face the future with our past and our present as guarantors of our promises; and we are content to stand or to fall by the record which we have made and are making.