I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7".

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Writing is like sausage making in my view

Failure is the ultimate motivator, the supreme teacher, and the definitive guarantee of life. Failure is what makes success so addictive.

If you're gonna catch fire

If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.

What you care about [movie] is whether it's moving you, or whether you're caught up in it.

If you decide to live a pure life, don't expect the world to understand your decision.

I'm not ready to own a place yet. I have the money, but I don't have the maturity.

Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a /death pledge/.

The real purpose of the martial arts must be to purge oneself of petty ambitions and desire, to obtain control of one’s own character.

Art, if it is successful in the task of questioning reality, if it is good painting and not merely a performance of dexterity, will be an affirmation of God.