I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

Where there is water, there are people.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

To be a success you need to have persistence of drive, persistence of vision, and persistence of action. You will be doing yourself a disservice by not staying resilient.

Gratitude is medicine for a heart devastated by tragedy.  If you can only be thankful for the blue sky, then do so.

The serious revolutionary, like the serious artist, can't afford to lead a sentimental or self-deceiving life.

As leaders, we understand that intangibles are important, but we don't have a clue how to measure them.

Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth.

Buddhism is yoga. Yoga started, who knows when? A long time ago, when the first person found that they could still their thoughts and experience eternity and access the higher planes of mind.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

Similarly, computer literacy courses tend to produce computer people who know a lot about computers or a piece of software but they don't help people become fluent with the machine.

The one-handed palmer can always reach higher, they say. They may be right, but the result is that nearly every line-out is like a tropical island - all waving palms.

I have had built, from my designs, over 40,000 living units, and that's more than any other architect that I know of.