I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Don’t only think of which job to get and live on. Think about which problem to solve and the jobs will keep suggesting themselves.

Doing things God’s way is always a matter of the heart.

One of the keys to achieving understanding is humility.

Dreamers are full of inventive minds, willing to find new possibilities and new ways to grow in life.

I have always admired the Esquimaux (Eskimos). One fine day a delicious meal is cooked for dear old mother, and then she goes walking away over the ice, and doesn't come back.

Affirmation plus action equals miracles.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Rhythm is one of the most powerful of pleasures, and when we feel a pleasurable rhythm we hope it will continue. When it does, it grows sweeter.

Spreading the news is your duty as a Christian, and there are many ways to do this.

This beginning with Audacity, or being thrown into the middle of it, is already a very great part of the art of painting.