I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

When someone hurts you, don't hurt him back but hit him with your unconditional love.

Some people say we're (Coldplay) talented and some say we're the worst thing ever to happen to music, and it's a bit confusing being in the middle of that.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

FIRST WATCHER Why do people die? SECOND WATCHER Perhaps because they don't dream enough.

I detest the man who hides on thing in the depths of his heart and speaks forth another.

I am as innocent regarding any conspiracy as any of you gentlemen in the room.

And he who would be friends with God must remain alone, or make the whole world his friend

Spiritual progress is like a detoxification.

Show so clearly that this matter is God's work, not mine.

Through many afflictions we must enter into the kingdom of God ... It is folly to think to steal to heaven with a whole skin.