I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

The best way to handle life, is to put your life in God's hands.

Desire can be eradicated from the roots by firmly imbibing the four attributes of: Jnan, Atmanishtha, Vairagya, Dharma and the full fledged devotion to God.

Great leadership is by definition relentlessly developmental.

There appears to be something to do with vehicles and movement that stimulates my writing.

Good ideas come from everywhere. It's more important to recognize a good idea than to author it.

When it comes to kids, it's just not hard to get them healthy. I don't find it hard and don't understand why people find it hard.

Performance art is about joy, about making something that's so full of kind of a wild joy that you really can't put into words.

Love doesn't come in a minute, sometimes it doesn't come at all.

I am going to write my symphony; I'm just going to start tomorrow.

Blanche: No, I have the misfortune of being an English instructor. I attempt to instill a bunch of bobby-soxers and drugstore Romeos with a reverence for Hawthorne and Whitman and Poe!