I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

Envy is the consuming desire to have everybody else as unsuccessful as you are.

I think developed countries - so-called developed countries - should reflect upon the way of living and the waste of energy.

I have one piece of music, since 1997, and I don't see it having lyrics. Where does it go in this world? So I haven't recorded it.

I am fatally attracted to all bookstores.

Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown.

Sometimes when you're listening to a neuroscientist, they have a tendency to use a particular type of jargon that works in their world perfectly but that would lose the average layman.

Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto!

I do music for the fans. I want to lift fans up.

Invest in yourself first. Expect nothing from no one and be willing to work for everything.