I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

I know you don't believe what you teach. But I believe all what you teach. Either I am the fool or you are.

There's something immoral about abandoning your common sense in matters of social importance.

All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.

The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence.

Peace: in international affairs a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

Writing about people helps us to understand them, and understanding them helps us to accept them as part of ourselves.

There are secrets within secrets, though--always.

I have always wanted to know what's going on under the surface.

We all have sadness in our life and things that we can draw upon