I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

... creative output depends on creative input.

Life has its enigmatic events, that can make it a mystery, or my misery. It all depends on how I view it.

Defense is all about helping. No one can guard a good dribbler, You have to walk kids through how to help and then how to help the helper

That's exactly what's exciting for me - the idea of infiltrating the male structure and affecting change from within.

I love to play games. I really like football, and I also like to ride horses.

I scowled at the world. And the world scowled back. We were locked in a stare of mutual disgust.

We come from an inconceivable nothingness. We stay a while in something which seems equally inconceivable, only to vanish again into the inconceivable nothingness.

I really like the relaxed glamour of the 70s.

And truth severe, by fairy fiction drest.

We're all doing what we love. It's how we express ourselves - operating in a space where you don't know if something is possible or not.