I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Even while we hate, we still have that deep unusual  compassion for our rivals, and they hate it when they realize that we are feeling sorry for them.

It is through us Christians that the world must know the love of the Savior

Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker.

I recognize but one mental acquisition as a necessary part of the education of a lady or gentlemen, namely, an accurate and refined use of the mother tongue.

There are secret articles in our treaties with the gods, of more importance than all the rest, which the historian can never know.

The central dynamism of Christianity, which rests precisely on a unity through variety.

I'm glad my name stands for the principle that everyone has the right to force the government to justify his imprisonment.

The world is full up with the talented impersonators of the Devil!

The idea that one might derive satisfaction from his or her successful work, because that work is ingenious, beautiful, or just pleasing, has become ridiculed.

The object of all the former voyages to the South Seas undertaken by the command of his present majesty, has been the advancement of science and the increase of knowledge.