I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

Great mysteries inhabit the threshold of my being.

There isn't music without rhythm

You can run, run, run away from a lot of things in life, but you can't run away from yourself. And the key to happiness is to understand and accept who you are.

It's not about failure it's about trying something and risking something for attaining your goal.

A cheerleader? Do I look like a guy who'd be interested in talking to a cheerleader?

The cutting room is where you discover the optimal length of the movie.

The shooting of the movie is the truth part and the editing of the movie is the lying part, the deceit part

The ideal story is that of two people who go into love step for step, with a fluttered consciousness, like a pair of children venturing together into a dark room.

No falsehood is so fatal as that which is made an article of faith.

The key to success is to risk thinking unconventional thoughts. Convention is the enemy of progress.