I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

Our place is here, our time is now!" Killian firmly declared.

Could it be that God is so intensely personal that He would burn down your world in hopes of building it back?

Ultimate truth, if there be such a thing, demands the concert of many voices.

Americans are like Pac Man. We just eat our way through the day. There's always something going into the mouth.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Nature must be interpreted as matter, energy, and information

In my mind I still qualify as punk, though I know four out of five punks would disagree.

I feel very strongly that we make decisions about what we're giving to the world, what we're withholding from the world, by virtue of what we put on our bodies.

Truth [is] what is better for us to believe.

What is Paris? ... Where nobody throws stones, for all live in glass houses.