I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

The slave is doomed to worship time and fate and death, because they are greater than anything he finds in himself, and because all his thoughts are of things which they devour.

I think that people are born with a certain makeup, and that we're all children of God.

Israeli interests are not necessarily in harmony with the American interests.

The excesses of our youth are drafts upon our old age.

I think making the songs is to put strength in the community in some way.

That strategy of racing for the top five and racing for the win is where everybody wants to be.

I've always discovered things for myself, in marvelous freedom.

I loved Judy Garland. I thought she was such a classic beauty. I thought she was so endearing and charming, and I loved her voice. She was such a dreamer, and I think I was, too - and I am.

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.

The best education for a writer, I think, is to read a lot - college can be a good place to do that.