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Christopher Moore Quotes: I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.
         

I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.


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It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.



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So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?





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