I'm tired of fighting...

No prison can hold me; no hand or leg irons or steel locks can shackle me. No ropes or chains can keep me from my freedom.

My Brain is the key that sets me free.

Never try to fool children, they expect nothing, and therefore see everything.

What the eyes sees, the ear hears, and the mind believes.

Never tell the auidience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves.

Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it.

Some say I do it this way, others say I do it that way, but I say I do it the other way.

Keep up your enthusiasm! There is nothing more contagious than exuberant enthusiasm.

The greatest escape I ever made was when I left Appleton, Wisconsin.

An old trick well done is far better than a new trick with no effect.

Go and get your things, ' he said. 'Dreams mean work.

Everything that matters hurts, until it doesn't matter anymore.

The truth is, you can never really know a man until you've loaned him money. And you can never know a woman until you've slept in her bed.

the harsh truth of every relationship, even between those who love each other, like fathers and sons and daughters, or husbands and wives, is that the love is always unequal.

After two minutes after this time, and I am already there.

Risk is the salt and sugar of life.

Adversity, which makes us indulgent to others, renders them severe towards us.

[I am enthusiastic about journalism because] it's a craft that can ... galvanize an often complacent citizenry, and make a difference.

God, in his infinite wisdom, hid Hell in he middle of Paradise, to keep us on our toes.

My parents were second cousins. That is enough to explain all of my peculiarities.