I'm tired of justifying what I've said.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

The betrayal I now felt was greater because it had been perpetrated with the greatest of charm and courtesy.

...Death, " she said, as her hand dropped away, " is how you know you were alive in the first place.

What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.

All people have a natural desire to be needed, to have their importance to others tangibly confirmed.

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

It affords me sincere pleasure to be able to apprise you of the entire removal of the Cherokee Nation of Indians to their new homes west of the Mississippi.

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody's afraid of French fries.

The admirals of his majesty's fleet are classed into three squadrons, viz. the red, the white, and the blue.