I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Strive not for singularity in dress; Fools have the more and men of sense the less. To look original is not worth while, But be in mind a little out of style.

When things get tough, you should seek out someone like a coach or friend or family member to talk things through with.

But I intend to make you respectable.

All this technology for connection and what we really only know more about is how anonymous we are in the grand scheme of things.

You can't play forever.

It (nursing) comes more from care than study.

I can't cultivate a relationship with my child if it's between takes. I tried that on a movie and realized, 'This is not going to work.' It will work some of the year, but not 12 months a year.

I do believe that we should have to - make the voters first; not the donors first.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

Beauty is.. The passionate and positive expression of the complete self.