I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

We are young, but We already know that in life's great game those who are most unhappy are those who haven't taken the risk to be happy. And I don't want to be one of those

I wish she’d said something different, but patriarchy is as prevalent around the world as racism and xenophobia are. We can’t hide from it, not even here.

I take a picture, but it's not about who is in the picture or the background of it. It's about the memories and meanings it holds.

Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.

We can be the new brand of self-extincting dinosaurs or we can evolve.

Everything from now on will be done online - physical music media like the CD are dead in the water.

I used to sing with my father's jazz band and then when I was ten years old a musician friend of his suggested that I try out for the first west coast production of Annie.

It's nice to have a crush on someone. It feels like you're alive, you know?

Love is a quality, not a quantity.

The poem is a capsule where we wrap up our punishable secrets.