I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

Of two evils choose the prettier.

But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions.

an off-screen persona of Globally Conscious Earth Mother and an aggressive on-screen embodiment of Kali, Goddess of Destruction.

We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also.

When you see a mistake in somebody else, try to find if you are making the same mistake.

The sick individual finds himself at home with all other similarly sick individuals. The whole culture is geared to this kind of pathology.

We are still focussing too much on gender. If we all just gave ourselves a break, knowing that we could all be everything, we'd feel relieved and more equal.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

Let's get put in place a better health care system the American people deserve.

When Dr. Johnson defined patriotism as the last refuge of a scoundrel, he ignored the enormous possibilities of the word reform.