I'm too open minded that I don't know what to mind anymore.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

Sometimes sharing isn’t caring

People need to learn to take everyone as they are.

As an old soldier, I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little.

In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, it takes off seven years of your life.

Intrinsic value is not measured by how much money you make, it's measured by the size of the problem you solve.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010.

I am brave, but I take a view. It is an educated view. I am careful. I am not reckless.

We do not make a world of our own, but fall into institutions already made, and have to accommodate ourselves to them to be useful at all.

There in no one more unfortunate than the man who has never been unfortunate. for it has never been in his power to try himself.