I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.

Integrity is something we show, not proclaim.

When it comes to influence, TRUST is often the missing piece.

The day that we've been fearing is upon us.

It takes a million compliments to build you up and one insult to send it all crashing down.

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday.

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

I'm a science nerd! Not a cheerleader. - Claire Danvers

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

A cat has a reputation to protect. If it had a halo, it would be worn cocked to one side.