I'm truly flattered and honored that I get to be Raven for life.

You will have to look at the tape. Actually, you could burn the tape. It's not even worth looking at... We just have to move on to next week. If we just get the next one we will be fine.

You've seen one gimmick, you've seen them all.

When the heart is full it runs out of the eyes.

One simple way to keep organizations from becoming cancerous might be to rotate all jobs on a regular, frequent and mandatory basis, including the leadership positions.

God uses broken-hearted leaders.

Those who are firm, enduring, simple and unpretentious are the nearest to virtue.

There is a safe spot within every tornado. My job is to find it.

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.

The only place I really get recognized is at Ralphs. Whenever I'm in L.A., I go to Ralphs, and for some reason, everyone there recognizes me.

There is no foreground or background, only a continuity of interlacing relationships

The most disgraceful cause of the scarcity [of remedies] is that even those who know them do not want to point them out, as if they were going to lose what they pass on to others.

Knowledge that does not generate achievement is a pale and bloodless thing, unworthy of mankind.