I'm tryin' to be part of a functioning society so I can't listen to Curren$y man. His rhymes make me high haha.

Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns.

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.

I don't like thugs, I don't like nerds, I don't like myself and I hate bein' disturbed.

Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best.

Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk? It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.'

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

The hip-hop that we grew up on is dead to a certain degree. I'm trying to keep it alive though, it's alive in the underground, but don't nobody know about it.

I can't see myself not rappin' and not talking the bullshit I'm talking. I love that! I can't lie. Once I stop I'm just going to stop all the way.

Everyone's always like, "Why don't you guys wear white ties?" You know why we don't? It's because they're in the wash.

The Mother of Ignorance is always pregnant. But at Sean Price house, the b**ch have twins!

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

Minimalism is the pursuit of the essence of things, not the appearance.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

I know nothing. I know no one. I’m lonely. Every time I see you, you’ve put up some new wall, and you never let me in.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

My lifelong ambition has been to unite the utmost seriousness of question with the utmost lightness of form.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

When one goes to see Modern Times, for instance, one understands much more about socialism than listening to the man who was then head of the Socialist movement in Italy.

You can't copy style, you gotta create your own.