I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

A simple job for simple people.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the man he wants to be.

I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.

I have an abacus at home.

The only people that deserve to be called Americans are Native Americans, otherwise, I'm a Latino American, you know.... Anybody else... well where did you come from?

I started with a $1 million loan. I agree with that. It's a $1 million loan. But I built a phenomenal company.

A Clock stopped-- Not the Mantel's-- Geneva's farthest skill Can't put the puppet bowing-- That just now dangled still

I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience.

When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.

Life is not a thing of knowing only--nay, mere knowledge has properly no place at all save as it becomes the handmaiden of feeling and emotions.

Just remember that nothing is as bad as it seems and nothing is as good as it sometimes appears.