I’m trying to tell people that I am happy the way I am. But why do people have to call my happiness a failure?

There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -""I am desolated!""That's a good boy!

An old man concludeth from his knowing mankind that they know him too and that maketh him very wary.

An army of stags led by a lion would be better than an army of lions led by a stag.

Christianity makes of life a moral drama in which we play a starring role and in which the most ordinary events take on a grand significance.

That ignorant confidence in one's self and one's future, which comes in life's first dawn, has a sort of mournful charm in experienced eyes, who know how much it all amounts to.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

Don't you know that I laugh because it is my last defense against tears?

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

I was still making movies so it wasn't as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldn't find distributors.

Guys don't like girls that throw themselves at them. That's something that I've learned.