I'm unclear on the definition of person the courts have been using. Something that sieves out dolphins but lets corporations slide on through.

Trees are as close to immortality as the rest of us ever come.

Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter.

Arriving late was a way of saying that your own time was more valuable than the time of the person who waited for you.

The sunset you see is always better than the one you don’t. More stars are always better than less.

Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course. Nor June. But January is your third most common month for madness.

When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.

Pheromones are Earth's primordial idiom.

In everyone's life there are people who stay and people who go and people who are taken against their will.

No Utopia is Utopia for everyone

I still haven't found the place where I can be my true self. But maybe you never get to be your true self, either.

Ah, wonderful sleep. I love to sleep. It's one of the things I'm really good at.

Dad said I would always be "high minded and low waged" from reading too much Ralph Waldo Emerson. Maybe he was right.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

The follies of the wise man are known to himself, but hidden from the world.

I am really easy to scare, and I dont enjoy watching spooky films.

God warned me. He told me to build a boat.

A partner who rolls her eyes, sighs, turns away, sends a very toxic message.

For after the subject is removed or the eye shut, we still retain an image of the things seen, though more obscure than when we see it...Imagination, therefore, is nothing more than decaying sense.

The gospel is an exclusive truth but it's the most inclusive exclusive truth in the world.