I'm upset. There was nothing like putting on the red shirt. (on retiring from international football)

There are kids out there who'd chop their legs off to play football for Brighton

There's more chance of me flying Concorde to the moon blindfolded than there is of you taking Wales to the World Cup.

I am not Pele or Maradona

Mark Hughes crossed every I and dotted every T.

If they had been fit, Kieran Gibbs and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would also have made a difference down the left against United.

He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.

If he [Toshack] thinks there is lots of young Welsh talent coming through, then good luck to him.

John Toshack hates me.

I feel the time is right, I want to spend more time with my young family and concentrate fully on my career [on retiring from international football at age 30

I look at myself and read what people say on the internet and some fans say the club should get rid of me - which shows how fickle some people can be.

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

Let Ian laugh. Let him believe pain will ruin me. I know better. I've already been ruined once, and I know how to rise from the ashes. I know how to find my broken pieces.

...I'm the last person to ask about unrequited love - I've run away to the Moon and fled to its valleys...

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

I think that something needs to be weird in order to have real beauty.

I'm 5 foot 2. I wish I were 5' 6. Everyone who meets me says, 'Oh my God. You look so much taller in person.'

I actually believe in simplicity as a way of life. My wife and I are considering moving into a yurt!

Embryology furnishes, also, the best measure of true affinities existing between animals.

Now when I get auditions, I choose to believe that I am an amazing actor.