I'm usually more concerned with how things sound than how they look on the page.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Your ability is your power. Others’ opinions can make it sour.

The truth is not what it seems, but what it is.

To Outline Natural Limitations Of The Universe Is To Engage Mathematical Laws

Americans think of themselves collectively as a huge rescue squad on twenty-four hour call to any spot on the globe where dispute and conflict may erupt.

You have to remember everything you've created. But then comes a moment when it's all automatic pilot, where it all comes together and you don't have to think about it any more.

If you're uncertain when life begins, why not give the unborn the benefit of the doubt and oppose abortion?

As soldiers we have few saving graces. Perhaps our willingness to die for what we believe in is all that matters.

I think that by and large chess players have been very kind. Like I said there have been a few incidents, but they certainly didn't serve to bring me down any.

I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.