I'm usually put off by performers when they get political

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Every passion borders on the chaotic, but the collector's passion borders on the chaos of memories.

Less thinking, more living.

Women know no perfect love: Loving the strong, they can forsake the strong; Man clings because the being whom he loves Is weak and needs him.

I think most of the dramatic new ideas come from little companies that then grow big.

You can go from having all your stuff together and really feeling good about yourself to really figuring you can't run a lick.

[Ronald Reagan] appealed to that group of [working American] people and we can do it again, because they've had, now, eight years of [Barak] Obama. Things have not gone well.

I cannot invest the way I want the world to be; I have to invest the way the world is.

It's important to give back to the community. I want to make a difference in the world!

I've been an REM fan since I was a little girl. I would jump around to 'Stand' in the mirror.

It is by thoughtful reflection that the elusive moments of the past draw near to us in present reality and gain a measure of permanence.