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Milton Jones Quotes: I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.
         

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.


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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!



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About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.



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I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.



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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.



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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.



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If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.



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