I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love.

Possible is more a matter of attitude, A matter of decision, to choose Among the impossible possibilities, When one sound opportunity Becomes a possible solution.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.

There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

The Internet is the crime scene of the 21st Century.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

Be able to read blueprints, diagrams, floorplans, and other diagrams used in the construction process.

Your requests change history because your prayers change God!