I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

She speaks in heartbeats and the rises of her chest, words forever seared in thoughts that will never rest.

This pursuit of unavailable distant people has oedipal roots.… fearing the consequences, they make certain that they fail at the attempt.”―Distancing, Kantor (p.115)

Enthusiasm signifies God in us.

I am looking for the disconnected connection

I'm a humble guy, but I'm audacious.

Query: How does the never to be differ from what never was?

As soon as I found out how compartmentalized the industry was, I realized, Well, no wonder the cartoons are so bad.

Fatherhood isn't always a planned thing, but when it happens you just do it. It's very natural and in that sense it's not really difficult.

Get to know the poor in your country. Love them. Serve them.

The individual always realizes only one of the possibilities in his development, which could always have taken a different turning whenever he had to make an important decision.