I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I am a fascist, not a racist.

I wanted to show them I will never give up. We have to keep together. I still believe in myself. I will never change. The players need to release the rubbish from their brains.

The shopping is not finished and before the pre-season starts I would like to bring in another two players. I like shopping, maybe I have become a woman.

Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?

David James is a cretin.

Let your instincts guide you through life, and your eyes see the way through.

I'm a really huge fan of the old romantic comedies from the '30s and '40s... Huge fan. I love all that stuff.

I support legal immigration. I don't support amnesty because it is not fair to people standing in line at consulates around the world.

Forgiveness is simply a decision to cancel a debt.

A true opium of the people is a belief in nothingness after death.

All the women in the world want a phony rock star who plays guitar.

It is my unmistakable belief that not a blade of grass moves but by the divine will.

When I don't know what the music is going to be for a scene, I imagine some sort of orchestration going on and damned if they don't usually come up with a similar kind of thing.

Practice peace, change your world.

Sometimes I think that kids who are given junk food then don't crave it as adults in the same way. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out what the psychology is behind it before I have children.