I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

People who are easily embarrassed – those who blush too often and too soon – usually end up retreating from excellence.

If my mind can conceive it, My heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it!

I played by the rules of politics as I found them.

I want to be judged by who I am, not by a relationship.

I don't see race. I don't see color.

But one thing the New Age folks and those who pursue alternative spiritual visions need to be aware of is how easily we can become and at times in my experience are like the religious right.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics

It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about.

Some 95 percent of all sexual contact still occurs in permanent relationships. That's an impressive number.