I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

That which is cool is driven by the soul.

Thank God (my wife) and I were both born poorso the concept of fidelity was allowed to take root in us.

It was amazing how you could get so far from where you'd planned, and yet find it was exactly were you needed to be.

I am always in quest of being open to what the universe will bring me.

My mama didn't raise any fools and she didn't raise any heroes.

Every one stretcheth his legges according to his coverlet. [Every one stretches his legs according to his coverlet.]

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

A simile is just a metaphor with the scaffolding still up.

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.

Nobody really expects a Nobel Prize call