I'm very shy in real life; I can't really hit on girls.

What would surprise a lot of people about me... I'm a gardener! I have a green thumb. I really like to get into the shrubs, the bushes, and really cultivate.

I could never say I'm going to do bigger and better things because that would negate what I've already accomplished, and I don't want to do that.

If someone grabbed me, I'd probably be able to choke them out in about eight seconds.

Believe it or not, I don't own a TV. Crazy huh? I'm not a big movie-goer either. I just feel like I'm watching work. I am always outside and couldn't care less about what's on TV these days.

There was no theater program or anything where I'm from. So junior year in high school I started the theater program.

I don't think an actor's job is to be recognized. I think an actor's job is to facilitate the writing in a way that changes the way people think. No other business does that.

I am always outside and couldn't care less about what's on TV these days.

I have a hands-off policy when it comes to my larynx.

There's not much out there that people are fighting for that leaves them with nothing but honor.

Do you want to see a mother and son antagonistically attack each other every single episode for five years? I don't think so.

You have captured me utterly, and you hold my heart in your hands. Be gentle with it. It's more fragile than you might think.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

Keeping a little ahead of conditions is one of the secrets of business; the trailer seldom goes far.

If you have a pre-conceived idea of the world, you edit information. When it leads you down a certain road, you don't challenge your own beliefs.

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

Blessed be the memory of those few brethren who contended so strenuously for their constitutional rights and religious freedom, against such an overwhelming force of desperadoes!

Whenever you think that you are getting too big for the people around you, remember all that separates you from the guy sitting next to you is a little piece of gristle in your throat.

I write fiction. I make things up, it's what I do.

Is it not the excess and greed of this and the neglect of all other things that revolutionizes this constitution too and prepares the way for the necessity of a dictatorship?

Furthermore, in this one Church of Christ no man can be or remain who does not accept, recognize and obey the authority and supremacy of Peter and his legitimate successors.