I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Believe and be so strong in virtues like character, instead of looking for miracles.

To think is to ignore the differences, to generalize, to abstract.

You can look at the New York Times Bestseller List and you can be pretty sure that the writers on that list don't know each other very well.

Most times you don't write the song, the song writes you.

In April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower.

My perspective is a lil different 'cus im from Manhattan .

I'm a Southerner. We dream of having the family and the kids, and the parents want grandkids, that's all they care about, give me some grandbabies.

I'm better about things than about people. I'm more interested in people, but I'm better at ideas.

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes a lot of hard work.

Marriage (in what is called the spiritual world) is impossible, because of the inequality between every subject and every object.