I’m willing to be under anything, she said, as long as it isn’t somebody’s thumb.

If we only fell in love with people who were perfect for us...then there wouldn't be so much fuss about love in the first place.

That's the problem with living in New York. You've got no New York to run away to.

That's how quickly New York City comes about - like a weather wane - or the head of a cobra. Time tells which.

Katey's the hottest bookworm you'll ever meet. If you took all the books that she's read and piled them in a stack, you could climb to the Milky Way.

There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.

That's the problem with being born in New York, the old newsman observed a little sadly. You've got no New York to run away to.

Most New Yorkers spent their lives somewhere between the fruit cart and the fifth floor. To see the city from a few hundred feet above the riffraff was pretty celestial. We gave the moment its due.

Loving someone can be hard at times. You risk a lot when you love - your heart and soul, at the least. Love is the most important and most rewarding investment you can make in another person.

We've got this weird dysgenic situation where we're basically just paying idiots to breed and taxing intelligent people to stay away from each other with anything remotely resembling fertility.

Part of growing up was learning not to be quite that honest - learning when it was better to lie, rather than to hurt someone with the truth.

It's all very well to have principles, but when it comes to money you have to be flexible.

God planted a dream in your heart for a reason. No one else can dream it for you. No one else will accomplish it for you.

I find Lady Gaga hilarious. And I kind of like her. My heart's warmed to her.

I've made many good friends in bodybuilding, though there are few I'd trust to oil my back.

You have to understand that Republicans are on lockstep on one issue. They will not raise taxes. Democrats are in lockstep on another issue, pro-choice in all cases on abortion.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

When I was very young every grownup was a hero. It's been all downhill since then, and I have only two left.