I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

People intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are.

The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave upon some lonely ash-dump and a soul roasting in hell.

People who don't make goals end up working for those who do.

A very Merry Christmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear.

I've done everything I've done in America with the limitations I have.

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep.

Writing anything as an expert is really poisonous to the writing process, because you lose the quality of discovery.

Art isn't and shouldn't be responsible. If it is, it isn't functioning as art.