I'm working on my own life story. I don't mean I'm putting it together; no, I'm taking it apart.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The moment you become conscious of your unconscious state, you’re instantly transformed!

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That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

If kids can forget their own mothers but still have a sense of comrade Lenin, then Soviet power really is here to stay!

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I have had some bad shooting games but that doesn't stop me from getting the ball to my teammates

I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so little information in my face, but my heart is beating.

I think it's good that people value their bodies and take care of them. I think if you cross the line and begin using your body as an asset or as an extension of your vanity, you've gone too far.

All problems are people problems. And most people problems are people refusing to act like people.

When your spirit is alive, when somebody has got a strong spirit, they could be on the verge of death physically, and they'll leak out more life.