I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

Relationships: It takes wisdom to know when to turn the page and courage to know when to close the book.

I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.

yearning n. and adj. At te core of this desire is the belief that everything can be perfect.

Barack Obama can't beat ISIS. He's a lousy president.

The worst people on earth are not only those who commit evil, but those who stand by and turn a blind eye

I think it's all lovely hallucination but I love it sorta.

Photographs [are] of course heavily dependent upon the culture, the disciplinary point of view and the idiosyncratic vision of the particular photographer-analyst.

Marketing is about spreading ideas, and spreading ideas is the single most important output of our civilization.

Unless we confront our history, unless we deal with it and move forward, not with recrimination, and move forward then we're always going to have the problems.